Men are like “Bluetooth”: he is connected to you when you are nearby, but searches for other devices when you are away. Women are like Wi-Fi :she sees all available devices but connects to the strongest one!
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| student: | you mean semen is like sugar? |
| Biology Teacher: | yeah basically |
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